How to Shorten Your Nose

The Potion

Chop a plum and two bananas
mix three toenails, four sultanas,
firve dead skins from a purple snake
six bad eggs and a mouldy cake.
Drop in a bowl and stir them round,
yummy, yummy, drink it down.

PS Don't hold your nose or it won't work.

The Spell

Squishy squashy sing a song, pishy poshy, sing it long.
When it's sung, drink down this potion. Your nose will grow in backwards motion.