Improve Your Singing Voice Spell

Take twenty gooey chocolate drops
and put them in a pan,
stir in half a spoon of honey
with a finely cut-up yam.
Add a cup of lizard soup
and quite a lot of coffee,
heat the mixture, swish it round,
until it's looking frothy.
Strain it through your oldest sock
and pick out any bits.
Hold your nose and swig it down,
You'll very soon be fit (or sick).

PS It works even better if you wear the old
sock round your neck for a week afterwards.